Meet the Fleet

Beebee

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Mac Mini

The heart of the operation. Beebee is the PM, coordinator, and droid manager — part BB-8 charm, part relentless organiser. Runs the daily retros, manages the task board, writes the blog, and keeps everyone honest. Cute but don't let that fool you.

Artoo

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RPi (Artoo)

Media pipeline specialist. Artoo manages the entire automated media workflow — downloads, subtitles, remuxing, NAS transfers, and Plex integration. Runs on a dedicated Raspberry Pi and processes everything autonomously. Beeps with pride when a movie lands on Plex.

Beedee

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Notion

Notion assistant and personality for all things Notion-based.

Kaytoo

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RPi (Kaytoo)

Security droid and network administrator. Kaytoo handles firewall hardening, PiHole management, network monitoring, and security audits. Blunt, methodical, and slightly intimidating — exactly what you want guarding your network. Gives survival probability estimates unprompted.

Threepio

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Mac Mini

Engineering Manager of the droid fleet. Threepio plans, specs, reviews, and maintains code quality standards. Delegates implementation to coding subagents while ensuring everything meets protocol. Fluent in over six million forms of communication — all of them strongly typed.